Objective: Create a mist that, when sprayed on my hideous sister, Victoria, will freeze her temporarily so that I will be spared from listening to her incessant prattle.
Notes: Victoria is unwilling to allow me to test varying formulations on her. It is difficult to create Freeze Spray from household products.
Additional note to self: Do not use food coloring again. Victoria was particularly upset about the unsightly stain on her already ugly shirt.