Plan Number 22551 Code Name: Sister Mister

Objective: Create a mist that, when sprayed on my hideous sister, Victoria, will freeze her temporarily so that I will be spared from listening to her incessant prattle.

Notes: Victoria is unwilling to allow me to test varying formulations on her. It is difficult to create Freeze Spray from household products.

Additional note to self: Do not use food coloring again. Victoria was particularly upset about the unsightly stain on her already ugly shirt.


  1. What is the formula for the sister mister?

  2. I agree that your sister is annoying.