Plan # 3216 Code Name: Glare Goggles

Objective: Create goggles that will amplify glare so objects (or my creepy sister, Victoria) will burst into flames.

Notes: Cannot find necessary lenses at local hardware store. Possible damage to surroundings if flaming sister touches them.

Battery pack is heavy and difficult to conceal.

Snack accessory difficult to reach.

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